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texting straight female friends: good morning beautiful☀️ where’s your gorgeous face ?! hope you had a wonderful sleep
texting lesbians: it’s throw bowling balls down the stairs day U better be game
texting male friends: gonna beat you to death with a pillowcase of hammers Wyd rn
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